Went to look for a new apartment or small house because the old one got a lil bit to small for three of us since mina moved back in, i wanted something with a bigger living room,space for my home office, 3 seperate rooms, one for each of us and a larger kitchen. Ive found one,
this house was advertised as having a “SPECIAL MACHINE IN FLOOR!” I couldn’t resist checking it out. Most places have “Hot water!” or “nice view!” maybe “Air Condition!” but. . . SPECIAL MACHINE IN FLOOR????
curious? HELL FUCKING YES!
Ok, so when ive watched the place for the first time a month ago with mina, the real estate guy removed a secret trap-door to show us the mystery device:
what in gods name is that… a small hadron collider?
then you can see the . . . conveyor belt?!? this thing is built fucking solid like a industrial robot D: ..
Bending over, you can see the THIRTEEN BOXES arranged in a circle. You punch in the number of the box you want into a remote, and the machine rotates to that box, plops it in the conveyor belt, and lugs it up to floor level, lifting the trap door up with it. WTF.
This is maybe the most awesome…insane..overkill crawlspace trapdoor thingie ive ever seen….
I asked the real-estate guy why this thing even exists and he didn’t know, this one was a first timer for him aswell and he kept scratching his head while reading the floorplans and the manual of the machine someone scribbled on it. I assume it’s for smuggling. “Odd numbered boxes are heroin, even numbered are guns. . . except for #13. That’s the MYSTERY BOX. That one contains the souls of abducted pets.”
i fucking love it.. just cant stop playing with it, and i dont even have a bed to sleep yet :p i might not even need my bookshelves anymore ^^