On my trek through the internet, I have gone to some very strange places and seen some very strange things.

I’ve seen men masturbating on stuffed animals. I’ve seen high heels stepping on snails. I’ve seen women farting on birthday cakes. I’ve seen guys wearing white socks in two inches of water in the bathtub. I’ve seen a tutorial on how to jack-off with a pair of Keds. And I’ve seen some weird stuff, too.

Whenever I unearth these bizarre behaviors, I always wonder if there are limits to sexual excitement. Is there no fetish or kink weird enough for someone to pop a boner over? Isn’t there a line of some kind, where it just stops being sexy to anyone?

And the answer it seems, is no. Someone out there will wank to anything.

Btw..  just a lil reminder… we read our comics from right to left..

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(its not like it will make more sense that way…)

Yes, it’s salmon hentai. Sexually explicit fish fucking.

Not “fish-fucking”, like you’re having sex with fish. “Fish-fucking” like, the fish are fucking. You’re just watching.

Aw yeah. Now that is some hot salmon.

This is the kind of thing that makes me want to put my head down on my desk and take a long nap. Who the fuck would jerk off to fish porn? Seriously? Who the hell closes their eyes and sees this? Bears?

Puzzling as it may be, I’ve formulated two theories on how something like this comes to be.

First, it may that all this immediate, online stimulation is making us jaded. We have to keep lowering the bar to be shocked, or to feel anything at all. Some of you may remember when shitting in someone’s mouth was not something you’d put on a cake.

On the other hand, salmon fucking aficionados may have been around for years; alone, isolated, afraid to come out of their shells. Only on the net have they been able to find each other and flourish.

Either way, it’s the internet’s fault.

PUNS I RESISTED IN THIS POST

Codpiece
Baited Breath
They learn it in schools
Scales of Justice